Kinks - Americana Lyrics

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America the land of the free the home of the brave

That's what i thought before i toured there

You see i've got myself being seduced by the sheer americana of it all

And i'd seen their images on television

Of lee harvey oswald john f. kennedy's assassination

And i thought "america is a violent place"

And america is keen to trap you

Like you had giant tentacles that wrapped themselves around you

Until you couldn't move and you were trapped

The land of the free the home of the brave guns and the wild west

Hey big fat cowboy wearing your big stetson

Hey big fat cowboy flashing your big six gun

Hey big fat cowboy singing country & western

Hey big fat cowboy is this the way that the west was won? yeah

I found myself in the back of a big ford thunderbird

With a slick-looking dude

He looked like a punk from a b-movie

The sort of punk that would piss everybody off

Until lee marvin put a bullet through his brain

The punk looked over at me

"kinks? what kind of a motherfuckin' name is that? "

Then he reached over and picked up the car telephone

"hey kid i've got elvis presley's phone number.

I've got ann-margret's phone number. i've fucked ann-margret!"

I knew mick avory would be impressed with this but i was not

And then the punk looked over at me

"i'll dial elvis presley" he dialed a number

"hey is that you elvis? i wanna speak to the colonel.

Jump to it you mother!"

And then he looked over at me in a menacing way

Reached into the glove-compartment and took out a revolver

He waved the six gun around menacingly

"you see kid when i deal with people they have to treat me right

Otherwise they contend with this! a gun!

Have you ever seen a gun before? "

I hadn't

Then he waved it around put it back in the glove-compartment

"welcome to peoria illinois home of middle america

Ice-cream and apple pie guns and the wild west"

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All american wise guy why achieve that gleam in the sun

Hamburger and a milkshake all american dude

Popcorn and a t-bone hot dog with a big smile

And a bad attitude yeah yeah yeah

Flying across america on a twa flying to california

To appear on television performing our new record set me free

The kinks were met by a union man with a contract to sign

And the kinks didn't like signing contracts

"hey are you the kinks? sign this piece of paper guys!

I want you to sign this union-document so you can appear on television"

"no thanks mate we don't wanna sign a contract"

"you have to sign otherwise you cannot appear"

"we don't want to sign a piece of paper alright!"

"listen kid you sign the piece of paper.

You with your red hunting jackets and your yellow frilly shirts.

Sign the piece of paper!"

"do you wanna sign it? " he looked over at dave

"watcha gonna do kid? " "fuck off!"

Which is a fairly reasonable thing to say in the circumstances

But not very wise you see the man was a union executive

"alright. once i file my report on you guys

You're never gonna work in america again.

You're gonna find out just how powerful it is in america!"

The land of ice-cream and apple pie guns and the wild west

Great american union rules with the fist a smile and a gun

Great american napalm lights up the sky like the sun

Great american eagle swoops down from the sky up above

And i remember the images of lee harvey oswald

Appearing on tv saying he was a patsy

A union man is a-framin' the kinks

While i thought "this is the land of opportunity"

But the cosa nostra are everywhere

Land of ice-cream and apple pie

Hey big fat cowboy wearing that big six gun

Hey big fat cowboy singing country & western

Hey big fat cowboy moving that big six gun

Hey big fat cowboy is this the way that the west was won?

Yeah yeah yeah

And 6 weeks later robert and grenville and larry

Were sitting in their office in carnaby street

And the letter came from the american government

It was from the american federation of musicians union

"a band known as the kinks

The english beat group known as the kinks

Are banned from america.

Their license to perform has been revoked indefinitely"

Yeah all the same fuck off

In the land of the ice-cream and apple pie guns and the wild west

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