Ray Stevens - Along Came Jones Lyrics

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I plopped down in my easy chair and turned on Channel 2

A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam was chasin poor Sweet Sue

He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh

If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'll saw you all in half!

And then he grabbed her

He tied her up

He turned on the bandsaw

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And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow-walkin Jones

Slow-talkin Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

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Commercial came on so I got up to get myself a snack

You shouldve seen what was goin on by the time that I got back

Down in the old abandoned mine Sweet Sue was havin fits

That villain said Give me the deed to your ranch

Or I'll blow you all to bits!

And then he grabbed her

He tied her up

He lit the fuse to the dynamite

Chorus

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show

But there was the same old shoot-em-up and the same old rodeo

Salty Sam was tryin to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack

He said If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!

And then he grabbed her

He tied her up

He threw her on the railroad tracks

A train started comin

Chorus

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