Scrilla Vic - Ah, Man! Lyrics

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Rollin' into work everyday like a deadbeat

Workin' on data in Excel spreadsheets

Been about 5 years workin' as a temp

10 different bosses - for all of'em I simp

A cup of liquid caffeine - blueberry pop tarts

Wishin' for a machine drippin' shots of morphine

Countin' down every tick tock of the clock

Flooded by emails longer than a city block

Each one urgent - stressin' like a surgeon

Hopin' for some kind of deliverance sermon

Nodin' off on the regular is a habit

Foamin' at the mouth like a mad dog rabid

Thoughts like these happen on the man's dime

I'm in my prime - heartbeat's a flatline

One day I'll be bustin' rhymes with Ad Rock.

Sheet! Until then it's just me and my labtop.

Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

End up a yuppee and F me too?

Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

End up a yuppee and F me too?

I'm present...ly day...dreamin'

Dreamin' for the day I'm in Squaw Valley skiin'

Tearin' up the slopes - scopin' ski bunnies

Wonder how it feels to have enough free money

Take a vacation - somewhere like Aruba

Take a surf class and do a little scuba

But there's no hope for a bloke like me

I get my jollies from reality tv

I love New York or that Flavor Flav one

On the Bachelorette I'd be the first one done

Or do the White Rapper and play like I'm dapper

But even MC Serch can't control his own laughter

So I maintain and pretend I'm the bomb

And search for a friend on

Or search for a mate on strictly platonic

I wonder why this isn't workin' out dog gone it

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Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

End up a joke and get played like a fool?

Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

End up a joke and get played like a fool?

I'm lookin' for beauty so I must be the beast

Or is it the geek, and stu-stutter when I speak

So I hop a plane and hit the Vegas strip

I must get a girl now cuz I'm so hip

The only thing I get with a strip and a hip

Is the strip club I'm at every night of my trip

Dolin' out the cash for too many lap dances

One more twenty for the next girls advances

I can get so much if I just flash the bucks

End up spendin' hundreds and I didn't get a touch

Back to my hotel and everytime I gamble

Ladies next to me fall asleep as I ramble

I know! My calling is to be a jetsetter

Right...I'll just end up with a socialite

That or a cougar, and I'm 30 years younger

Call me "Sophisticated Big Boy Blunder"

Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

End up a joke and get played like a fool?

Ah, Man! That's how it is?

Ah, Man! I can't believe this here

Ah, Man! What the F I'mma do?

Now I'm so happy with my girl - 62

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