George Carlin - Advertising Lullaby Lyrics

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Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience

Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality

Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms

Affordable prices, money-back guarantee.

Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations,

Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking.

No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss,

No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment,

No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary,

No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September.

Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money,

Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately,

Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final,

Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available,

Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply.

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So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation

With our friendly, professional staff. Our experienced and

Knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a

Selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget.

And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe

Custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select

Gourmet pocket pencil sharpener. Yours for the asking,

No purchase necessary. It's our way of saying thank you.

And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary

Bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer

Luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination

Key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine

Imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.

Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. It's our way of

Saying thank you.

Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther

So we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit

Deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable

No-good dumbass fucking consumer!'

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