The Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics

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I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

That night I strolled on into uncle Limpys Hump Palace

Lookin for love it had been a while in fact three hundred

And sixty five had come and went since that midnight run

Haulin hog to shaky town on I'm on now I had picked up

This hitchhiker that was sweatin gallons through a pair of

Daisy Duke cut offs and one of those fruit of the loom tank tops

Well that night I lost myself to ruby red lips milky white skin

And baby blue eyes name was Russell

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well faster than you can say shallow grave this pretty little thing

Come up to me and starts kneadin my balls like hard boiled eggs

In a tube sock said her name was Bambi and I said

"Well thats a coincidence darlin 'cause I was just thinkin

About skinnin you like a deer" well she smiled

Had about as much teeth as a Jack O Lantern

And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask

As I do my little kooky dance and then she told me to shush

I guess she could sense my desperation 'course its hard to hide

A hard on when youre dressed like Minnie Pearl

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Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

So Bambis goin on about how she can make all my fantasies

Come true so I says even this one I have where Jesus Christ

Is Jack hammering Mickey Mouse in the dodo hole

With a lawn dart as Garth brooks gives birth to something

Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on

Santa Clauss tummy tum?

Well ten beers twenty minutes and thirty dollars later

Im parkin the beef bus in Tuna town if you know what I mean

Got to nail her back at her trailer that rhymes

I have to admit it was even more of a turn on

When I found out she was doin me to buy baby formula

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch gave the tyranny

A spin and slid on into the stinky pinky gulp an guzzle big rig

Snooze a stop there I was browsin through the latest issue of throb

When I saw Bambi starin at me from the back of a milk carton

Well my heart just dropped so I decided to do

What any good Christian would

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of

Moo juice and polish the one eyed gopher when your doin

Seventy five in an eighteen wheeler I never thought missing

Children could be so sexy did I say that out loud?

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

Well I find its quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin

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