Tism - A Hard-Earned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed Lyrics

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The beer's all been bought with my brother's i.d;

My folks are away and they've left only me:

The whole suburb knows - no need to call up -

My place tonight " teenage piss up!

Most of the girls will chuck before eight;

Two bundy and cokes is all it will take -

There's sex in the backyard someone will claim -

Though who's screwing who?

Some bloke will get angry his girlfriend's been nicked

And take a swing at the guy who looked at his chick;

The girl will start screaming "you two break it up."

It's on at my place - teenage piss up!

My place tonight!

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The party will break up when i call the cops

Or my parents come home and everyone stops;

There'll be cds destroyed - mainly my dad's;

There'll be binge drinking just like on the ads.

Years later we'll look back and think of the time

When we thought having fun meant all getting blind;

And when we're away our teenage children play up -

My place tonight for a teenage piss up.

Drink beer quickly to be a real hero;

It don't taste nice " that's why they make sub zero's.

I don't have to go to a psychologist -

My reason for drinkin' is i wanna get pissed.

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