Judd Cledus T - A Great Day To Be A Guy Lyrics

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Ive got socks dryin' in the microwave

Hair on my back I dont plan to shave

I got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin all night!

I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube no...

I'll be watchin the fight.

Well It's a great day to be a guy;

Playin' cards with my buddies until sunrise

You know...I never thought that my neighbor would

Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good.

I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake

Played eighteen holes with my best friend Jake.

Best balls I hit is when I stepped on a rake

Well that wasn't too bright.

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Now I look in the fridge what do I see?

Last night's pizza starin back at me-

Pepperoni and anchovies-

What a beautiful sight!!

Well its a great day to be a guy

Buck-naked in my lawn chair swatting at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

I don't wanna burn the weiners but I probably will

That fried bologna and cheese macaroni

Tasted good this afternoon

But now I'm passin some serious gas and

I might have to leave the room...

Well I might go get me a new hairdo

Spend a couple of hours at a tanning booth

Might even get me a gold front tooth (oh ah!)

And its a great day to be a guy

But when my wife gets home she's going to tan my hide.

I'll be hung over but lookin' good

From a weekend of relivin' my bachelorhood

It's a great day to be a guy

But another week of this and I'll probably die

I tend to party harder than I should

When my wife's not here to make me be good...

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