Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics

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Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me

Why i didn't do no old sex nasty shit

But this year i went down to miami and got my nigga from 2 live

Brother marquis in the house

(yeah i'm the motherfuckin' nigga)

Yeah we gonna answer the question about girl problems

All these niggaz is havin' girl problem marq

(huh tell them man tell them how it is)

Lemme tell you what time is it

I got a ho from the east got a ho from the west

Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest

I got a ho from the north a ho from the south

A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth

I got a bitch with hair a bitch with none

A bitch with a knife a bitch with a gun

A bitch with a ass big as a tv set

And there's a bitch over there hey the one i'm gonna get

But yo but maybe not she might not like me though

No sweat to a vet i'll slam a sista though word

Ice in the whole damn herd

I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve

I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold link

Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink

Got a bitch with tits a bitch with ass

A bitch with none but hey i give her a pass

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily

And they love me back that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one hit it

Nah a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch that's old a bitch that's new

A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue

I got a bitch who's fat a bitch who's built

A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk

I got a bitch who's funny a bitch who ain't

A bitch who can sing a bitch who can't

A bitch who loves fuckin' on a airplane

I even got a bitch off soul train

I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top benz

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Long ends i got a bitch who's broke as a bum

But she's the most fun

I got a bitch who play piano a bitch who don't

A bitch who dances naked a bitch who won't

A bitch who's short a bitch who's tall

A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily

And they love me back that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son

Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one hit me

Yo marquis you from miami man why don't you show

Mhese motherfuckers all the over the world the to live

Style of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin' fly nigga like you?

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them

I don't trip on hos 'cause i don't need none of them

Pussy's the temptation dick's the persuasion

All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?

That's why i don't sleep on 'em i just freak on 'em

Stick dick in they mouth take it out and i skeet on 'em

The nigga the one nighter the bitch exciter

I only love my hos when i'm goin' up inside her

Problem number one is gettin' money

I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey

So don't expect nuttin' 'cause i ain't offerin'

I go hard on my bitches 'cause i'm never never softenin'

Puttin' the demand on 'em fuck 'em and scram on 'em

The 'wham bam thank you ma'am' game is ran on 'em

So fuck how you feel you fuckin' cheap thrill

I hope you took the pill 'cause i won't pay the bill

Gettin' pussy's just another expense

If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent

I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum

I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

Ha yo marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?

(a bitch ain't one)

Aww shit now let me tell you how to do this shit

I got a bitch that loves to g

She'll fuck you right after she fucks me

I got a bitch who loves both

I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes

I got a bitch that's fast a bitch that's slow

A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho

A bitch that lies a bitch that's true

A bitch who's a man because they're bitches too

I got a bitch that's cool a bitch that's hot

A bitch who loves rap a bitch who loves rock

A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at

She gets up under me and purrs like a cat

I got a bitch that runs i got a bitch that walks

I got a bitch that yells i got a bitch who talks

I got a bitch that's dirty got a bitch that's neat

I got a super fine bitch that i knocked in the swap meet

And i love 'em all i love 'em crazily

And they love me back that's why they stay with me

So if you havin' girl problems i'll be there for you son

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one hit me

No a bitch ain't one you knahm sayin'?

(huh you know a bitch ain't one)

I got problems with my motherfuckin' rent marquis

But a bitch ain't one

Man you got yourself nothin' man

Fuck them raggedy stank ass hos nigga

A bitch ain't one

I got a problems stayin' out here on these streets

With the police trying to take a nigga out y'know?

But a bitch ain't one got problems with motherfuckers

Buyin' my records but a bitch ain't one

Fuck 'em all nigga fuck them motherfuckers

You knahm sayin'? a bitch ain't one

Got problems man

All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass f'real

Really niggaz worryin' about bitches

They better they better find somethin' else to worry about

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