Adam Sandler - 7 Foot Man Lyrics

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We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax

I'm the 7 foot man

I've commited no crime

Bumping my head into doorways

It happens all the time

I'm 7 feet tall

And i repeat

They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet

I'm 7 feet tall

And i dont play basketball

I'm 7 feet tall

But i'm still just a man

So of course it hurts me a lot

When i walk into the ceiling fan

Small people say i wish i was him

But its been nine years since i've had a trim

The barber says

I cant reach the top of his head

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7 foot man

(ha ha)i cannot hide

7 foot man

I know cause i've tried

7 foot man

My last girlfriend died

Because my penis

Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see me

Walking around

And my head is right about to hit a tree branch

Tell me to duck down

And i'll pay you back

Soon you will see

By getting you frisbee down from that tree

I do what i can

I'm the 7 foot man

7 foot man

7 foot man

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