Little Jackie - 28 Butts Lyrics

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It's a typical day in the universe

Another mc spits a puny verse

I try to get through my day without sayin? a curse

Because i curse too much and such and such

I try to improve my vocabulary

I try to cut out eatin? meat and dairy

I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy

?cause i lost my innocence

I'm young and dumb and old and wise at the same time

?cause i know jesus was a rock star

And it was elvis who turned water into wine

I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in a zoo

I wanna own a llama i want less drama in my life

I think i really wanna be a happy housewife

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself i'm smokin? like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party reminisce about the day

When i was swiggin? my bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me

Keepin? myself company

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I think back all the days i was smokin? carawhack

It was really kinda like an addiction non fiction

Just readin? my days and nights away

I used to pray to a funny little fat man

?til i found out he was santa clause

?cause saint nick never brought shit

And there i go cursin? again

I'm my only friend and i'm definitely my very worst enemy

It kinda triggers a memory let's bring it back to 83

When i ate a watermelon swallowed the seeds

Suddenly there was a watermelon growin? in my tummy

I skipped a jump rope every time i jumped up

I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself i'm smokin? like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party reminisce about the day

When i was swiggin? my bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray ?cause it's just me

Keepin? myself company

Hey mama are you proud of me?

I applied for a job at mickeyd's

I gotta do somethin? with my life

Because my idle time is eatin? me

Like i'm a super sized french fry

Drenched in ketchup fryin? over patch up

But i know i taste better than that

Like they used to taste before they outlawed trans fat

I got 28 butts in the ashtray

I gotta pace myself i'm smokin? like a chimney

Another bottle of whiskey has been emptied

I know you wouldn't put it past me

I really know how to party reminisce about the day

When i was swiggin? my bacardi

28 butts in the ashtray because it's just me

Keepin? myself company

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